The Dread Crew: Pirates of the Backwoods is recommended for antsy boys who long for glory, for spritely girls inclined to reach out for adventure, and for good-humoured grown-ups who like the smack of limburger and jalapeno calzones with a dash of junebug pepper. This book is not recommended for genteel folk with fears of heights, uncontrolled speed, thievery, thuggery and general recklessness.
If you're a pirate and you know it, wear the shirt. Only a very limited number of these t-shirts were produced as giveaways at the Dread Crew book launch in November 2009 -- the remaining stock are posted here, in varied sizes, for Haiti relief. All feature Captain Hector Gristle, Captain of the great Barrow wood ship.
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All proceeds from items sold on the To Haiti with Love auction go directly to the St. Joseph's Family in Haiti. To make a bid, simply leave a comment with the amount of your bid and your email address. The auction will wrap up on February 8, 2010, and winners will be contacted right away to arrange payment and shipping. Good luck!
Limited edition Dread Crew: Pirates of the Backwoods t-shirt, YOUTH LARGE, forest green. (origin: Nova Scotia, Canada)
Starting Bid: $18.00